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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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