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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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