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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Weasley eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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