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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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