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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Kirk eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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