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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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