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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Worf eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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