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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rex eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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