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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Sparky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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