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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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