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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Squishy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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