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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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