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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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