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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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