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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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