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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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