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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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