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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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