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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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