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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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