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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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