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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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