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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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