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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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