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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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