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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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