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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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