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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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