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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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