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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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