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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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