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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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