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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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