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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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