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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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