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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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