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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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