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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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