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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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