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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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