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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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