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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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