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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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