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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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