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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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