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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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