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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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