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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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