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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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