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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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