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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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