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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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